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That was the difference.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Dec. 31st, 2006 @ 01:58 am
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O come all ye Old Ones,
Ithaqua and Glakki
Come foul Shub Niggurath and all Nameless Ones.
Come Great Cthulhu rising from the ocean.
CHORUS
O come, let us abhor them,
We really can't Ignore them,
O come, let us restore them,
Great Old Ones
Their old dominion
Mankind now rules blithely,
Stars turning overhead to bring forth our doom.
They will return here, greedy and malevolent.
O come, let us abhor them,
We really can't Ignore them,
O come, let us restore them,
Great Old Ones |
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It does. If I didnt count the events that dont involve me but affect me, I would have a great life. But unfortunately, everyone else has a crappy life, and it has to bring me down.
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I do be getting on in the years. It be doing the brain damage to me.
Oct. 30th, 2006 @ 09:24 pm
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Soon it will be my birthday. As an early present, I found out that we are not going to be destitute and living on the street! Hooray money!
Oct. 27th, 2006 @ 07:39 pm
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It went surprisingly well. I inhaled a lot of fog. I beat up some people with a sword. I was the apple-bobbing champion, defeating all comers when we decided on the spot to actually do it. Although, with it being freezing and windy here, I will probably develop the cold/flu/constant death syndrome.
Oct. 21st, 2006 @ 10:34 pm
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We the Republicans of the United States, in Order to prevent any challenge to our continued Supremacy, free ourselves from the Confines of Justice, placate the Tranquil masses, degrade the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of War Profiteering for ourselves and our Friends, do ordain and establish Constitution 2.0 for the United States of America.
ARTICLE I
Section 1
All legislative Powers are hereby ceded to the Executive branch, though the Congress will still make a Grand Noise and wave their arms as if they give a Damn.
Section 2
The House of Representatives will consist of those best able to Lick the Boots of the Lobbyists and Corporations lining their pockets.
No one can be a Representative unless Fox News says that he is a Patriotic American,
Representation shall be apportioned based on numbers of people willing to Pay for the Privilege. The actual Enumeration shall be made whenever it is of benefit to Republicans.
Representatives will choose a Speaker and other Officers by how willing these Officers are to turn a blind eye to the Crimes of Republicans and how Loudly they will Declare the Daily Talking Points.
Section 3
The Senate shall... oh hell, just see Section 1.
The Vice President shall be President of the Senate and can use any Four Letter Word he wants in talking to Senators, so F-You, Leahy.
Section 4
Elections will be held whenever Diebold is prepared to provide the Right Results.
Section 5
Each House shall make a mockery of policing itself and shall be free to throw out all the Democrats they want, but Republicans who engage in Pederasty shall be protected.
Section 6
Republican Senators and Representatives will enjoy a Revolving Door of organizations who pay for votes, and give them jobs any time they are taking a break.
Section 7
The House and Senate shall apply a large Rubber Stamp to every suggestion issued by the President.
Section 8
The House shall raise all the taxes they want on the poor and middle-class so long as they leave the Rich alone.
The Congress will dodge all responsibility for decisions on War.
Section 9
The rules of Immigration shall be set in a way that protects Republican majorities.
Section 10
Any treaties are not worth the paper they are Written on.
ARTICLE II
Section 1
The President can do anything he wants, that's what's good about being President. Heh heh.
Section 2
The President can wear any uniform he wants and pretend to fly planes.
Section 3
The President and the Congress should split some beers now and then, but he doesn't have to invite any Democrats.
Section 4
Having sex is a good Reason to get rid of a President. Lying, being Incompetent, Wasting Billions, and getting Thousands of Americans Killed, is fine.
ARTICLE III
This Article was full of that Judge stuff, so we just took it out.
ARTICLE IV
We can declare any place we want part of the United States so they can call their stuff "Made in the USA," but don't go thinking they get representation.
ARTICLE V
Amendments to the Constitution will only be for Really Important Stuff, like how scared we are of Homos and Foreign People.
ARTICLE VI
You can ignore any part of this Constitution if it gets in the way of Profit or something that gets Republicans elected.
ARTICLE VII
People are supposed to be afraid all the Time, otherwise they do too damn much Thinking.
Oct. 6th, 2006 @ 04:17 pm
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Maine-Iac Barbies...Check 'em out! In time for Christmas!!!
---Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Maine Market:
Falmouth Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Portland stores. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus
SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.
Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Yarmouth Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
Westbrook Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.
This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in
cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
Cape Elizabeth Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and
country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of
them.
Waterville Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
SugarLoaf Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends
at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.
Old Orchard Beach Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes lowrise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.
Portland Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not
want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
Farmington Barbie
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV, complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.
Lewiston Barbie
This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken
and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
Augusta barbie
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has a low rise jeans complete with muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a lower back tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995 ford probe, and thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes complete with drug-dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license b/c he's on probation. Navel piercing sold separately
Bangor Barbie*
This Barbie comes with tangled hair and missing teeth. She is sporting LA Gear sneakers, Tapered Jeans and a B.U.M equipment
belly shirt. Bangor Barbie is also available with bearded Ken who serves as her cousin/boyfriend.
*Note* Bangor Barbie also comes with her own half gallon of Allen's Coffee Brandy and can only be purchased at The Tavern located next to the Grayhound station!
Sep. 29th, 2006 @ 10:23 pm
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I got a newly rockin comp now. If I had newer PC games I could totally play them. But i dont. Yet. Soon. Maybe. In other words, I was made a trustee at the community club in stockton. Which shows that I am a loyal servant of the community, and embrace group-think. Got a dance next month that me and the krispinator are putting on. You better be there!
Sep. 19th, 2006 @ 11:35 pm
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Ah, good ole internets, what can one do without those. I have finally hooked us up online, and I will be spending many much time catching up on all things internety. So now if anyone wished to speak with me, through chat or email, or even apparently my livejournal, I can respond within a day or two, and not a week or twenty.
Sep. 5th, 2006 @ 07:35 pm
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Well, things are ok. Finally got moved, got a phone and soon internets. Beat someone with a angry poodle. Its all good.
Sep. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:43 pm
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Just weeks prior to auditioning, Cory was arrested for a violent attack against his younger sister. He pleaded no-contest to the misdemeanor"
I think this is actually the future. Or an alternate reality where I get caught.
"cory is a guest at the spartanburg county detention center. if that seems a little extreme for someone who might have been having consensual sex with his pet. lets look into this a little further. seems cory was arrested last year for criminal sexual conduct against a FOUR year old girl and a thirteen year old girl"
If only I was so lucky.
Aug. 15th, 2006 @ 10:37 pm
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I shall be moved by the end of the month. And then, soon or later afterwards, I might be moving again. My total of total moves has reached 20+. I should celebrate.
Aug. 15th, 2006 @ 07:55 pm
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My life altering realization is still holding true. I love it. Hoping soon that things will be awesome.
Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 11:35 pm
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Hooray! I was the DJ at a dance today! No one came! Rock on me!
Jul. 14th, 2006 @ 07:57 pm
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Just A meaning, not THE meaning. I have a hard time making it day to day. so I try to find things to live for. And I do. Small things, but hey, why not live for the small things?
Jul. 4th, 2006 @ 11:22 pm
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I have found new meaning to life.
Jul. 2nd, 2006 @ 12:03 am
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